Wake up. Assume a drunk roommate pushed the coffee tables toward the open sliding glass door. |
Wonder what Super Scrabble is doing on the balcony. Consider finding new roommates. |
Realize every window in the house now looks like this. Spot suspicious safety pin outside. |
Find stick tied to paint roller -- ideal for pulling coffee tables across living rooms in the middle of the night. |
Find empty box. Contents missing. Mourn briefly, then get really, really pissed. (It's Super Scrabble!) |
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