Thursday, April 12, 2012

Anatomy of a Crime Scene

Wake up. Assume a drunk roommate pushed the coffee tables toward the open sliding glass door.


Wonder what Super Scrabble is doing on the balcony. Consider finding new roommates.


Realize every window in the house now looks like this. Spot suspicious safety pin outside.


Find stick tied to paint roller -- ideal for pulling coffee tables across living rooms in the middle of the night.


Find empty box. Contents missing.
Mourn briefly, then get really, really pissed. (It's Super Scrabble!)

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