I'm feeling hella prolific this week so I'm gonna go with it.
My mom's had about 400 boyfriends; of them, I've liked only two.
The first turned out to be very, very married, which put me off guys for a decade or so.
The other -- the current one -- is losing his leg right...now.
I am so pissed off.
My mom's had about 400 boyfriends; of them, I've liked only two.
The first turned out to be very, very married, which put me off guys for a decade or so.
The other -- the current one -- is losing his leg right...now.
I am so pissed off.
Disaster
Cook Time: 2 months
Total Time: 2 months and 5 days
Yield: Serves 1
Ingredients:
2 cups diabetes
2 cups denial
2 cups Liberian machismo
2 cups procrastination
1 doctor
1 witch doctor
1 flight to the States
Preparation:
Combine. Wait.
4 comments:
Oh no!!!!! :(
Right? This is not ok.
Fuck :(
I think I'm in shock. It seems like a not-real thing. I'll probably explode in tears in the middle of a bar.
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