Kendeja

Bob Johnson, the founder of BET, built a luxury resort in Liberia. I don't know what possessed him to do this but I thank him because the place is clutch.

Apart from the fact that the concierge tried to charge me $5 for the WiFi password (come ON, bro) and the waffle toppings were jam, jam or jam, the place gets today's gold star. There are these transparent crabs that you aren't even sure are there until you see one run like the wind (which explains the flocks of  bluebirds that gang up on them). The water is warmer than the Pacific will ever be; the surfers have visible limbs, as they should.

Basically, I'm going to live in one of these chairs. See you all next year.