Bewitched

- Hi Uncle Newman.
- Where were you??
- Cape Town. 'Sup?
- I was dying. I called you.
- What!?
- Yeah-oh.
- When!?
- Wednesday.
- What!?
- Everyone was here, crying, crying.
- What's the matter?!
- I couldn't move.
- Couldn't move what?
- Anything.
- You can move now?
- I can sit up small. 
- What did the doctors say?
- That it's not medical.
- It's not...medical.
- No. It's juju.
- It's -- what??
- Juju.
- From where?
- Coworkers.
- Coworkers?
- I got promoted.
- So they...
- Yes.
- Can you ask them to lift the, uh...
- Juju.
- Right.
- There was no quarrel. But jealousy is strong-oh.
- Paralyzing envy.
- That's it.