Today, I lived the dream of straight guys the world over: I got hollered at by a smiling schoolgirl in a uniform.
To quote Closer, "It was the moment of my life." There I was, stuck in traffic, listening to smooth jazz (...), patting myself on the back with a "Well done, Avs."
Then I remembered I was in Liberia.
And the schoolgirl wasn't flirting at all: she was getting my attention so she could cross the road.
Today, I lived the disappointment of straight guys the world over.
Liberians of both genders respond to the ksss-ksss sound that says, "Waiter/stranger/prospective lover, please look in this direction," turning the world into an endless construction site.
Personally, I refuse to respond to a ksss-ksss from anybody.
Until today, that is.
Evidently, I'm a sucker for a girl in uniform.
To quote Closer, "It was the moment of my life." There I was, stuck in traffic, listening to smooth jazz (...), patting myself on the back with a "Well done, Avs."
Then I remembered I was in Liberia.
And the schoolgirl wasn't flirting at all: she was getting my attention so she could cross the road.
Today, I lived the disappointment of straight guys the world over.
Liberians of both genders respond to the ksss-ksss sound that says, "Waiter/stranger/prospective lover, please look in this direction," turning the world into an endless construction site.
Personally, I refuse to respond to a ksss-ksss from anybody.
Until today, that is.
Evidently, I'm a sucker for a girl in uniform.
1 comment:
sucker!!!
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