Monday, October 10, 2011

Pax

On Tuesday, Liberians will choose one of sixteen (what?!) candidates to take care of business for the next six years. This is a huge deal for a country that was still at war in '03.

There are only two parties worth putting money on:
  • UP, powered by women and the elite
  • CDC, powered by young, marginalized men
I drew the following parallel in traffic tonight. (Yeah. I'm a nerd. It's totally fine.)

President
VP
2005/2008
2011/2012
Ellen Johnson Sirleaf (UP)

Joe Boakai    

Deified after groundbreaking win.
Harvard grad.
Inherited a mess from predecessor.
Nobel laureate. 
Second term in doubt. 
Vilified domestically over broken promises.
Barack Obama (Democrat)
Joe 
Biden

vs.

Candidate
VP
The Gist 
  Notes
Winston Tubman
(CDC)
George Weah
(Soccer Star)

Repeat candidate.
Appeals to an older generation.
Connects with combatants.
Upstaged
by younger, lightweight, 

random running mate with 
a fanatical 
following
John McCain (Republican)
Sarah Palin
(Alaskan)

Here's hoping it's a peaceful election. I like it here. 

2 comments:

Aaron said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJssJAzV3CA

TLL said...

Wow, he was nasty with a soccer ball. You can imagine the following a guy like this has in a poor African country. You should see him now on CDC posters -- he looks like a proctologist.